She said yes!
5 Things I Think I Thought That Were
1. I think it's high time to announce to the Westside fantasy football blogging world that I have joined the Dead Men Walking: I'm engaged. I asked Meg on a magical, 94-degree Saturday afternoon in a pumpkin patch. She said yes. Took her to McDonald's for a celebratory soda. Got some Cook's champagne later. Then got runkled like it was Blue/White 2005. Pictures are forthcoming.
2. I think I liked not watching the Eagles on Sunday. Partly was because I was hungover and didn't want to have Bears fans breathing on my ear at the sports bar. Partly because the Eagles are a flaming turd as a whole.
3. I think that Jon's assertion last week that the current top-six teams are pretty much assured a playoff spot is seriously flawed. For one, there are six games left in the Westside regular season. A team like the Cripplers? How long can they sustain with David Garrard or some other band-aid QB? Jordan's ship is close to capsizing. And Jon, even though we genuflect in front of his picking Tomlinson and Peterson, took his third loss. I'm just saying.
4. I think that we upset Ohio State at Beaver Stadium on Saturday night, 24-20. And I also think that, unlike this past Saturday, I won't be drinking several Washington Apples to celebrate. Melvin is correct when he tells me this: Washington Apples are not manly.
5. I think we HAVE to root for the Rockies, right? I mean, can Boston please go eff an alpaca or something. The Patriots are unbeaten, the Celtics have Garnett and the Sox return to the Series, so that I can see idiot New Engladers slobbering all over their sissy Sox clothing and dragging their knuckles as they walk to the concession stand for another hot dog. I hate it. So much worse than those swollen-head Steeler fans.
19 comments:
I stand by my prediction.
Congratulations by the way! You'll really start regretting this decision the next time you take an entire weekend to go on a wedding planning trip, but still, congratulations.
MICHAEL!!!!! Let me be the first to offer my congratulations in the MMSY comment section! I'm sure you will make a delightful husband! On a side note, I didnt know that pumpkins grew in the desert.
Dammit hefty beat me by posting while I was still writing my comment!!!
At least the Ding Dong Danglerz won again this week!! number 12 in the power rankings?? I think NOT!!
Nice!
Who's next?!?!
If I had to rank:
1. Rich
2. Jordan
3. Dave
4. Shawn
5. Craig
Hah. What is this, the BCS?
I'll take Jordan!
The Koreans are a proud people, and if they haven't had three sons by the age of 28, they commit ritual seppuku on their swords.
I think I heard that in the director's commentary of The Last Samurai.
Isn't Gina already 29?
that is the most pitiful set of power rankings i have ever seen in my life.
what are you using to base those rankings off of????
anything????
oh yeah...congrats mikey!!!!
marriage is awesome! serious! don't listen to everyone else!
Clearly they are not power rankings, but engagement rankings.
Thanks fellas! And I also agree that Jordan is the next to drop off the cliff.
He's prone to making rash decisions.
oh!!! ha!!! i laugh at my stupidness!!!
i ate too much bacon this weekend.
i wouldn't get very far without you samwise!!!!
I was deceived at first as well.
Go Jordan!
Marriage probably is awesome.
Wedding planning is not as awesome.
That's all. Just wanted to clarify.
I also looking forward to the pending nuptials of Craig and a ham sandwich. Oh the ceremony!
Didn't you hear? The ham sandwich left him after the incident with his Blackberry and the "insert" key.
One, Turkey is now my #1 squeeze. Two, I don't have a blackberry. These tabloidal rumors really need to stop!
I had an Italian hoagie that I'm pretty sure wanted me to get it pregnant for lunch today.
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