Walbert goes all in to comment on the Westside FFL and beyond..
Quick Editor's Note: Monday Morning Slobbering Yap is our hot new feature. I'm leaving 100% of the creative control to our most distinguished journalist friend, Mike Walbert. So from now on, any time you see the MMSY post, it's coming directly from Walbert's fingers to your eyes. Enjoy, you cretins.
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Fellas, here's my take on Peter King's fantastic Monday Morning QB feature. I won't be blogging about "coffeenerdiness" or Eric Gagne sucking. Nope, it'll be so much more fulfilling, I promise! Here goes. And be gentle.
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5 Things I Think I Thought That Were
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1. I think that Kelly Holcomb gets picked up by Week 4, most likely by Jordan. Holcomb will be starting over Tarvaris Jackson by then.
2. I think that Adam's personal nickname (not his drunk carousel of team names) for the season should be Hindenburg. Or 1906 San Francisco Earthquake. Or Gigli ("Rhymes with 'really' "). I've never seen a disaster quite like his drafting strategy this season and we're not even into Week 1 to see the actual results yet.
3. I think I need Yuengling to be distributed in Arizona. Guys, you just don't know how good you have it.
4. I think that Slimmy painted himself into a corner with the Chad Johnson/Hoosh selection. That fateful pairing is right up there with OJ/Nicole Brown Simpson and Cuba Gooding Jr./Horatio Sanz in terms of projected longterm success.
5. I think that after gaining inspiration from the brooding, yet hunky Justin Bobby on "The Hills," I'd like for all of you, my friends, to call me Dylan.
1. I think that Kelly Holcomb gets picked up by Week 4, most likely by Jordan. Holcomb will be starting over Tarvaris Jackson by then.
2. I think that Adam's personal nickname (not his drunk carousel of team names) for the season should be Hindenburg. Or 1906 San Francisco Earthquake. Or Gigli ("Rhymes with 'really' "). I've never seen a disaster quite like his drafting strategy this season and we're not even into Week 1 to see the actual results yet.
3. I think I need Yuengling to be distributed in Arizona. Guys, you just don't know how good you have it.
4. I think that Slimmy painted himself into a corner with the Chad Johnson/Hoosh selection. That fateful pairing is right up there with OJ/Nicole Brown Simpson and Cuba Gooding Jr./Horatio Sanz in terms of projected longterm success.
5. I think that after gaining inspiration from the brooding, yet hunky Justin Bobby on "The Hills," I'd like for all of you, my friends, to call me Dylan.
4 comments:
As the guy who drafted Carson Palmer, here's hoping Slimmy drafted the best WR duo in the league.
Mike, I really feel a connection with you on this Monday Morning Slobbering Yap feature! Two observations:
1. I love the "Boat Trip" reference!!! And I'm sure Jordan does too, considering he always raves about Cuba's bare ass!
2. I'm relieved to discover that I'm not the only man in this league to know who Justin Bobby is! It's been a deep dark secret of mine that has been knawing at my inner being for several weeks now.
The Hills is fantastic, David! Fantasttttttic!
Mike, I know we're both Devil Wears Prada fans, so this is going to sound hypocritical...
But you watch that faggot shit??
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