Get To Know Your Leaguemates: Rich

Hey yo, I wanna dedicate this song right here to Rich Ely. Half Chinese and Half Japanesy. Half American, and oh, what a species.

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Rich's Fast Facts:

1. Claims we all need to "get over the whole Pearl Harbor thing". What a dickhead.
   
2. Has a sweeeeet crotch rocket. He's got a new motorcycle too, from what I hear.
   
3. People who live in Connecticut watch far more women's basketball than NFL.
   
4. Was voted "Most Likely To Do Math Problems Between Draft Picks" by a group of his peers.