Draft Hangover: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

I want us all to get these jumpsuits for next year's draft.

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Draft night is in our rear-view mirrors now, and there's only a week and a half until the real NFL season kicks off. The teams are set, and whether you love your team, or hate it, there's little you can do at this point. Let's take one last look back at the draft and pick apart the best and the worst moments.

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THE GOOD

1. Craig's Wide Receivers: Harrison, Owens, and Javon Walker. Set it and forget it. That is a murderer's row.
2. Adam's Quarterbacks: Sure he used his first two picks getting them, but with Peyton and Tom Brady, Adam's going to be listening to a lot of trade offers.
3. Hefty Likes 'Em Young: Marshawn Lynch and Adrian Peterson slip down to the 4th/5th round and get snatched up by the notorious rookie lover/alleged pedophile.
4. Deewaan's Jonesin For The Joneses: Dave grabs brothers Thomas (2nd Round) and Julius (8th Round!!!).
5. Rich's Team: Maroney, Reggie Bush, Larry Fitz, Lee Evans, and even a Vincent Jackson.

THE BAD

1. Adam's Wide Receivers: Ike Bruce, Terry Glenn, and Muhsin Muhammad. All three of them are reliable, but they're also likely to tell World War II stories and lose their dentures on a big hit.
2. Adam's Running Backs: Sorry to pile on you there, Adam, but Brandon Jacobs and Chester Taylor do not win championships.
3. Craig Rolls The Dice: Vince Young went in the 7th Round. First Alexander, now VY. Craig just can't help himself from taking Madden cover athletes. Young could end up being a steal this late, but it's unwise to tempt fate two years in a row.
4. Bill Parcells Calls Them Jap Picks: You guys think you're so sneaky. Terrance Copper (Rd 11), Tony Hunt (13), Vikings D (10), Ricky Williams (15), Ted Ginn (14). Everyone loves a sleeper, but if you're taking one this obscure, you can wait until the last round.
5. Anybody with 2 Defenses or 2 Kickers: Come on now. That's ridiculous.

THE UGLY

1. The World Wide Leader: What the hell, ESPN?! You change our draft time, you blow nearly a quarter of our late round picks, and you don't let our commissioner travel backwards in time to undo draft picks. Go eat a used diaper filled with Indian food.
2. Position Limits: Why can't I take 6 WRs? Why can't I take 3 QBs? Because the guy in the commissioner hat says I can't. Would any of us really had a problem if Davis tried to take another quarterback? That would have been bad for us how?
3. Cyber High-Fives: We HAVE to do this in person next year. No more laptop knee-slappers. And somebody please bring Das Boot. Thanks.