Get To Know Your Leaguemates: Adam

...ARE ALLOWED TO DRY HUMP TALKING BEARS!

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Adam's Fast Facts:

1. Owned a maneating fish named Oliver in college.
   
2. Planned his wedding day to coincide with the greatest Penn State game of our lifetime, which meant none of us could go. Thanks, douchebag.
   
3. Is the only person in Penn State's history to take Forestry classes, and not attempt to grow marijuana in his apartment.
   
4. Was voted "Most Likely To Draft Chris Henry Even Though He's Suspended For Eight Games Because Some Crappy Spreadsheet Told Him To Do It" by a group of his peers.