Cuz the eyes of a ranger are upon you...any wrong you do he's gonna see....
Craig's Fast Facts:
- Outlasted challenges by Mike, Shawn, and Jon on his blood-drenched road to regaining his commissionership.
- Gave serious consideration to making "Defensive Backs Coach" and "Hot Dog Vendors" draftable positions in the upcoming season.
- Sent the last two league members, Kurt Gehman and Neil Bajpayee, to classified state sanctioned "work camps". They have not been heard of since.
- Was voted "Most Likely To Once Again Get Ridiculed For Selecting Vincent Jackson" by a group of his peers. (Honestly, now that Vincent Jackson is being projected as a Fantasy factor, I'd be devestated if Craig didn't end up with him. I think we should just let Craig take him. It might appease him, and ease his fury.)
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