So, as you may have noticed, this is a snoozer of a Monday Night game. The Giants and Falcons have one respectable fantasy player between the two of them, and that's Plaxico Burress. Having said that, all of our league's games are decided. So really, don't watch this game. But if the allure of NFL football on a weekday does suck you in, at least you get to root against the Giants. Here are some more productive ways to spend your evening.
1. Lay your outfit out for work tomorrow.
2. Hit the gym, you flabby pile of goo.
3. Watch Indians-Red Sox Game 3.
4. Volunteer at a soup kitchen.
5. Put the finishing touches on your Cal Naughton Jr. Halloween costume.
6. Carve a pumpkin! Give it a spooky face!!! Not too spooky!!!
7. Eat a pumpkin muffin from Dunkin Donuts. Then go hit the gym again.
8. Really, anything but this.
So there you have it. Enjoy your Monday Night without the stress and agony of watching millionaires decide the fate of our 200 dollar "jackpot".

6 comments:
not so fast!!!! amani could strike again!!!
GULP!!!
I would like to forfeit my game next week. Thank you.
Done and DONE!!!
You do realize that Steve Smith, Braylon Edwards, and oh yeah, LaDainian Tomlinson are all on bye, right???
After I drafted, I looked at my roster and said "well, I'm definitely losing week 7."
the forfeit has nothing to do with playing you...
it's that rich only got to #3 of the blog master's thing to do list!!!
he still has to do items 4-7!!! there's no way he'll be able to fit "changing ffl lineup" into that itemized list!!! but i have a feeling that rich's pumpkin is gonna be REALLY spooky!!!!
I bought pumpkins this weekend as well. But didn't get to carve them last night. I had an ever exciting conference call from 7:30-9pm WOOO!
Oh.
Well I have Lawrence "Only 1st Round Pick yet to Score a TD" Maroney, Larry "Who is my QB this Week?" Fitzgerald, and Santonio "Good luck against Bailey and Bly" Holmes going for me this week. Oh, and don't forget your favorite Bajingo, Lee "I play for the Buffalo Bills" Evans.
So it should be a good matchup.
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