This game has no bearing on your fantasy team. Go watch the Bachelor with a loved one.So, as you may have noticed, this is a snoozer of a Monday Night game. The Giants and Falcons have one respectable fantasy player between the two of them, and that's Plaxico Burress. Having said that, all of our league's games are decided. So really, don't watch this game. But if the allure of NFL football on a weekday does suck you in, at least you get to root against the Giants. Here are some more productive ways to spend your evening.
1. Lay your outfit out for work tomorrow.
2. Hit the gym, you flabby pile of goo.
3. Watch Indians-Red Sox Game 3.
4. Volunteer at a soup kitchen.
5. Put the finishing touches on your Cal Naughton Jr. Halloween costume.
6. Carve a pumpkin! Give it a spooky face!!! Not too spooky!!!
7. Eat a pumpkin muffin from Dunkin Donuts. Then go hit the gym again.
8. Really, anything but this.
So there you have it. Enjoy your Monday Night without the stress and agony of watching millionaires decide the fate of our 200 dollar "jackpot".
