A-Rep drops some A-Bombs in this beautifully sculpted rant!Editor's Note: I posted my original Rise of the A.P.T.s column when Repucci (my only supporter on the topic) was drinking Mai Tais and playing Hide The Jumbo on his honeymoon. Needless to say, my timing could have been better. However, he agreed with my sentiment, and took the time to chime in on the topic. Oh, and on the topic of why Nittany Apartments is referred to as the A.P.T.s..well, money was tight in college, and we were too poor to pronounce the whole word, so we falsely acronymated it.
Anyway, I'll turn this over to Aaron now. His words are below.
The rise of the A.P.T.S. part deux
Revenge. Yes, revenge! Why? Because Hefty and I have spent years now listening to all of your Westside inside jokes that read like a sorority girls AIM info after a memorable spring break trip with her “girlz”:
OMG…Jackie Prisk…giggle, chortle!
LOL, Michael Brinker! Tee hee!
Craig didn’t do the dishes again! Gasp! Sigh! UGH!
Who the effe is Jackie Prisk? What about her should be funny? Inside jokes suck! I’m so jealous that I’m on the outside! That I’m not cool enough to be in the know. That I live all the way across campus!!!!
Well, I’m sick of it! Now, with Hefty and I tied for first in our respective leagues...and since Hefty is the Blog Master…YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!
Hefty…do you remember…
SWISS MISS!!
“Just me in a tee!”
Lobster and ice scraper!!!
Karen Grap!!!!!!!!!!
Mister Lemiwinks!
“It’s my night BOTS!”
Cut da chaptas!!
TINKWEE!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh the MEMZ!
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NEPA!
Come With Me, HEH!
Fatbeat!
Karin Grap!!!
Crazy Driver!
Benadryl Mom!
Sisters Are For Rainy Days!
Karin Grap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Throwing Steak Knives!
Sir Barbara Streisand!
Baby Fish Mouth!
Jonathon!
KARIN GRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, memzies.
Jackie Prisk was the creepy cigarette butt infested raspy-voiced Westside Office secretary. She was caught stealing money and her firing helped us escape our lease with approximately $600 of unpaid parking permits and keg fines. But we did end up receiving only $13 of our security deposit back.
Michael Brinker was not part of Westside Village. He was known for his loud gaming on saturday mornings in the dorms as well as his obese girlfriend. He also spilled some water in Melvin and Shawn's room, I believe.
Wait a minute... how are you tied for first place???
Can I play?
Doo Doo Butter!!!
Daddy wants items!!!
NCT!!!
Whatever happened to Game of the Week?
You said it was stupid.
In hindsight, you're probably right. They're all important.
I was just sad because my he knew my team would underperform even before week 1.
I think we can definitely incorporate some hot gambling tips from Adam Davis as a regular Friday feature.
And if he doesn't comply, maybe I'll just make them up.
Karin Grap!
what do you mean how are we tied for first place???
both me and hefty are 3-1!!!
best record in our league is 3-1...
hence...tied for first place...
granted i am the third lowest scoring team in the league...DOH! i'm sure that's gonna be reflected in the power rankingZ. but i'm still undefeated on the road!!!
here's another mem, rich...
remember when you saw your first glimpses of LOTR in nit apts and DIDN"T LIKE IT!!!!!!!! UGH! i'm so glad i beat you in ffB! i forgot how mad that makes me!!!!!
By "how" I meant how do you win in FFB when scoring in the 80's?
I lose when I score in the 80's!
Yes, I rem. But that was because you started me out with The Two Towers instead of Fellowship of the Ring and I had no idea what was going on!!!
Paul Quellet's chicken? Even though I never tasted the sinful morsels?
Awful. How dare you bring that up?
Effe? Are we french? Jackie prisk drank evan williams, stole money, talked about getting drunk and getting laid AND 'lost' track of our parking payments for the better part of 6 months. You need not have met her to think that 'esse' is funny. Not to mention her gams were bigger than shawn's nose. Maybe that's why he threw a mickey's ice 40 at her office...
Effe? Are we french? Jackie prisk drank evan williams, stole money, talked about getting drunk and getting laid AND 'lost' track of our parking payments for the better part of 6 months. You need not have met her to think that 'esse' is funny. Not to mention her gams were bigger than shawn's nose. Maybe that's why he threw a mickey's ice 40 at her office...
Craig, your post was so good AND timely (it totally beat Rich's explanation of the greatness that is Jackie Prisk, according to the timestamps) that I'm glad you sent it twice.
Buffoon.
Yeah, I was writing from my office's new blackberry while strolling along the banks of Lake Michigan in Chicago. So eff you.
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