AKA Professor TurtleneckShelby's Fast Facts:
1. Avid 4-wheeler enthusiast.
2. Voted "Most Likely To Draft The Arizona Cardinals Defense" by a group of his peers.
3. Spends 22 hours of the day reading patent proposals, making him more in need of a Fantasy than the rest of us put together.
4. Once drafted Eli Manning over Peyton Manning in the first round due to a waxy build-up on his mouse wheel.
2 comments:
Technically, Shelby is an avid 3-WHEELER enthusiast. Although if you ask him, he probably won't remember ever riding one.
My fact checking department really dropped the ball on that one.
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