Get To Know Your Leaguemates: Matt

And that's just breakfast!

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Matt's Fast Facts:

1. For all his culinary accomplishments, Matt is still best known for his signature dish of "Hot Beef Curtains With A Side Of Spaghetti".
   
2. Looks phenomenal in an American flag banana hammock.
   
3. Is now engaged. His fiancee attended Saint Joe's, whose loss to Oklahoma State in March 2oo4 was directly responsible for one of my most destructive nights of drinking ever. However, the silver lining was that the next day I woke up to a house of terrified girls who were distraught over the fact that one of their roomates brought a guy home who crapped all over the first floor of their house. The best part of the story is actually that the guy was just a one night stand, and the girl who brought that guy home had a boyfriend, who then assisted his cheating girlfriend in cleaning up the feces of the man she had just cheated with. That story cracks me up every time I tell it.
   
4. Was voted "Most Likely To Leave The Draft With A Crappy Looking Roster And Still Somehow Finish 12-2" by a group of his peers.