"Hmmm. Just HOW quick is Wes Welker? Please share, Sir Madden. Also, would you like to tinkle in my pot?"5 Things I Think I Thought That Were
1. I think that I truly thank the Eagles, not only for really taking it, tooth and nail, to the Patriots, but for also shutting up the broadcast team about this ridiculous "best team ever" garbage. Usually that kind of conversation is reserved until after a team wins a championship. I said it aloud right before Madden and Michaels, but my greatest hope is the Eagles showed the league how to defeat EVIL NEW ENGLAND by mimicking the Eagles' gameplan. I'd say I'd want Pittsburgh to mimic that gameplan, but then I'd have to also eat my own foot.
2. I think Frank TV was pretty amusing, but I can see where the bit gets old after awhile. He already exhausted his Madden, Charles Barkley (which is downright awesome), GW Bush, Clinton and the cast of Seinfeld (his Kramer voice was spot-on). Once Dr. Phil is trotted out, it might be time to cancel Caliendo's show.
3. I think John Madden and Al Michaels helped me discover that:
a. Wes Welker is quick. He's quicker than quick. He's quicky. Honestly, did anyone else pick up on the excessive use of the Q-word last night?
b. Someone can make worse jokes than me. Case in point: Michaels making some corny pun about "touchy... FEELEY" when relaying an anecdote about AJ Feeley. Yuck yuck.
4. I think Kolby Smith = shrewd.
5. I think that I'm dumbfounded by this weekend's message board activity. I admit that I started the fire, but the Santa Anna winds blew in on it and the next thing you know everyone's evacuating the fire-ravaged message board for the weekend. Is it safe to return? What the eff happened? I'm cold.
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I think I think I think that between the LSU-Arkansas game, the Bears-Broncos game, and the Eagles-Pats game, I watched three damn good football contests this weekend.
By the way, thanks for Welker.
Oh the agony of the Cards/49ers game. I was all "Now he can throw for 500 and I might have a shot." Then I was all "I hate the earth on which you walk, Kurt Warner. You stupid turnover machine."
You say that to me like I didn't get a top 10 running back in return?
you say that to me like I need him.
How bout that bears game. Sooo, boring, then awfully interesting
That's it, I'm done! Deewaan, I'm handing my team over to you.
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