Thursday, October 4, 2007

Your Quarterly Kal Penn Update

Greatest Indian actor today or greatest overall actor of all time? We report. You decide.

Anybody who knows a thing or two about me knows that I have but one true cinematic love. While some lads will go ga-ga over the likes of Scarlett Johansson or Angelina Jolie, nothing gets my flotation device inflated faster than some good old fashioned Kal Penn.
So you can only imagine the roller coaster of emotions I went through last night watching my DVR'd episode of House, only to find Kumar as one of the potential new doctors on the show. You see, everybody's favorite woodshed masturbator got fired twice in the episode, but kept getting let back in. At one point in the show, he used defibrillators on a woman in a hyperbaric chamber, and set her on fire. Classic Taj!!!! Another scene showed Achmed suggesting that the patient do tequila shots to see if she had a liver disorder. Now that's using your noggin'! It even worked!
Anyway, I always secretly enjoyed watching House, but as long as he's on this season, I'll be glued to it.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Neil? Is that you?

Citizen 10Cane said...

But honestly, there's not enough Indian actors in this country. Kal Penn...Jay Chandrasekhar or whatever the guy who plays Barry Badrinath's name is...

But that's it! My demands are simple. Less Hollywood, more Bollywood!!!

Anonymous said...

I was devastated when Kal was so unceremoniously fired, only to catch a sigh of relief when he returned. House is good TV.

Anonymous said...

POWER RANKINGS!!!

WHERE ARE THEY!!!

I NEED MY FIX!!!

POWER RANKINGS! POWER RANKINGS!!!

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Citizen 10Cane said...

IF the blog puppet decides you will look at Kal Penn all day, then that's exactly what you'll do.

And you'll damn well like it!!!!!!!

Also, as an aside, Power Rankings are up.