Do I need to make the connection? Hail Holidaysburg's MPJs!1. I think that the battle for the last couple of playoff spots is going to be the most heated storyline for the rest of the season. Who can squeeze points out of Amani Toomer, or Santana Moss, or Jerricho Cotchery or Isaac Bruce?
2. I think that, while there will be many takes on Hefty's record-shattering performance, here's mine: The Bear Grylls' 212 points is twice that of Melvin's SAT score.
3. I think that Penn State looked like a real team on Saturday. And that's the most frustrating part. Those brain cramps against Michigan and Illinois now become even more magnified. With the chaos in the Football Bowl Subdivision (really, was Division I such a bad name? Do we need 'FBS'?), the Nits had a prime chance to sneak into a BCS bowl, even after that Michigan debacle. Now if they could just throw the ball down the field every darn week, that'd be nice. On a side note, that Saturday night tilt with Ohio State is looking MIGHTY tasty now.
4. I think this is what I liked about Week 6 of our fabled fantasy escapade:
a. Shawn's shrewd pickup of Chris Henry. Watching Slimmy's deadly duo of CJ and Hoosh tear it up can only mean that Henry's gonna get some grabs. Whether or not those catches come via armed robbery is yet to be determined.
b. Mr. Gisele and Ravens D come through in the clutch for Adam. Who's laughing now? Well alright, it took 6 weeks to materialize into something, but regardless! Congrats to Adam for getting that elusive first victory.
c. Shelby, though in vain, getting points from Eric Johnson. Wow.
d. Maybe this should go into "things I don't like" since I made the smart aleck observation a couple weeks back, but Aaron's team is good. Not lucky. MoJo Drew, your pimp hand is STRONG. Welcome back.
5. I think this is what I didn't exactly like about Week 6:
a. Adrian Peterson farted and got 17 fantasy points as a result.
b. Where has the Bears D gone to?
c. Watching the update of Miami Vice to prepare for the weekend's action was not a great. The film starts out extremely strong, but I kept looking at Colin Farell strutting around in those ridiculous linen suits and wondering why he walks like he dumped in his boxer briefs.
d. Santana Moss. He's like this year's version of Laveraneheusjhsuads Coles for me. If I don't pick him, he goes bonkers. If I pick him, he shreds his groin and plays like he has crisco smeared on his sternum.
e. Having to endure the horrendous Brad Nessler/Bob Griese/Paul McGuire trio while watching the Penn State game. No, really, I was quite curious to learn why Walrus Lips McGuire gets a three-quarter chub while watching Carl Edwards circle around a racetrack. Riveting stuff. Nah, I don't even care that a football game is going on and that some type of analysis of the field action would enrich the broadcast.
3 comments:
You do know that Lav Coles and Santana are the same player right??
Did you really think there were two tiny receivers who play well 2 weeks out of the season and disappear due to nagging injuries the other 14?
The names may change, but the suckitude remains.
It's maddening!!
Avoid drafting players shorter than you.
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