"I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key."OK, I know you guys have been patiently waiting for the next update on the future of Kal. Here's what we've got so far. The first half of Season 4 of House wrapped on Tuesday Night, meaning that new episodes won't be on until January/February. That truly does suck. In case you weren't aware, House narrowed a field of candidates down from 40-some until he handpicked his new team of three doctors. Well, the hot chick made it, the plastic surgeon guy made it, and I'm thrilled to report that Kal also made it through. What this means is that from now on, Kuuuumar will be on every new House episode and they won't toy with my heartstrings by pretending to fire him like they did every damn week this fall.
A quick look at Kal's IMDB page shows that "Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay" has already been filmed, and is due to release April 25.
Kal also is working on a TV show called "Two Sisters" with Margaret Cho that will probably be so awful that they only air it in Guantanamo.
His other current project is a comedy called "Under New Management". IMDB describes the plotline thusly: "Two co-workers send their boss on a sex cruise and then turn office into party central, causing profits to soar in the process." They left out the phrase "Hilarity Ensues.", but that seems to be a virtual certainty.
All in all, it's a grand time to be the Charter Member of the KPFC (Kal Penn Fan Club, duh). In more personal news, I've convinced Ang that if we have twin boys we can name one of them Kal. I don't imagine she'll have any problem going with Penn as the middle name.
As a final note, if any of you have seen Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj, please let me know if it's worth the 4 bucks to go rent it. I've tried to TiVo it but I can't find it on cable.
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Jon, I'm hereby declaring my interest for the Vice Rear Admiral Charter Captain position in the KPFC!! Although I have viewed both Van Wilder and Harold and Kumar a combined 98765203 times, I have not yet seen Rise of Taj.
I thought Harold and Kumar sequel was going to be in Amsterdam, where they were going at the end of the first movie?? What happened to that?? Guantanamo?? doubleyou, tee, eff?
I would be most honored to have you as my Rear Admiral.
IMDB says that they are on a plane bound for Amsterdam, but then mistaken for terrorists when they try to sneak a bong on the plane.
Once again, I can only assume hilarity ensues.
Anyone else noticed Rich picked up the recently released Samkon Gado? I mean, I'm no genius waiver wire grabber (though Derek Anderson EARLY and Kolby Smith were pretty good, no?).
Anyone notice I'm the number 1 seed?
Yeah, that was a mistake... I need help at RB yes, but not that kind of help. Thanks for pointing out my fantasy flaws. 2 transactions left!!!
I need all the self-congratulation I can get before Jerricho Cotchery catches five touchdown passes on Sunday, and effectively eliminates the Maulers from the playoffs.
Watch, it'll happen.
Really?
Glad you think so, because I've almost benched him for James Jones about six times since Tuesday.
I'm really disappointed in this KPFC article. Kal's most recent DVD release and work of art hit the shelves only 3 days ago. With that being said, how's the Namesake!?!?!? Has anyone seen it in theaters? Did it even go to theaters?
If you ask me, the rise of Taj was an amazingly acted, superbly written, comedy for the ages.
Okay honestly, it probably only took about 3 maybe 4 weeks to film and it doesn't seem like the script was read over even once prior to the camera rolling. It settles in at around 2.5 maybe 3 stars (5 star scale of course). Probably worth a $4 dollar rental to see yours truly... Oh yeah and some sweet knockers.
The Namesake was a pretty good 'coming of age' film. The weird part was, I watched it with my friend Raj whose father and mother went through the same thing as Gogol's (Kal Penn) parents when they came from India.
In my country, a woman's gastronomical releases are considered the ultimate aphrodesiac.
I watched the rise of taj twice the weekend that we rented it. Loved it both times, more the second. I'd have gone to see it in the theatre but I don't do that.
That's because you generally get arrested for public nudity in the theatre, "MPJs"
PARK DA PORPOISE!!!!
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