Warning: Not The Power Rankings

Want a million dollars? Just read on, friend.

The Power Rankings will be up tonight. Yes, on a Friday Night because I've got nothing going on and Angie's at a co-worker's retirement party. So, save your pish posh for a few more hours. They'll be up soon. Besides, you're not number 1 anyway.

So we were talking at work today about the Eagles owner's wife, Christina Lurie being on the news promoting a beer cup that disintegrates in 30 days instead of 3 years. I didn't watch the story, and I can't find any links to related articles, but I can blow your mind just the same.

I have a cup that disintegrates in 30 seconds!!!

You see, it's my opinion that pretzels make an excellent compliment to a nice cold beer. You can get a good soft pretzel at the game, but what about a good old fashioned baked hard pretzel?? Sounds good, doesn't it? Of course it does. Well you know what would be even better??
A pretzel with beer in it.

As shown above, ice cream stores have caught on to this trend, and began making Pretzel Cones as a method of holding ice cream. I'm assuming they've perfected a method so that these cones do not leak when the ice cream melts. Assuming that's so, why couldn't you shape a pint glass out of pretzel dough and use it to hold beer? You could eat as you drank and you could even line the rim with mustard for a delicious condiment. And when you're done, BOOM!, no waste!! Take that Christina Lurie! I drive a Prius, AND I just eliminated plastic waste at football games. Suck my green balls.