Monday, September 24, 2007

Monday Morning Slobbering Yap: 9/24/07

Please, stop laughing at the Ball Maulers, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart.

1. I think that I must've done something to receive these last two weeks of ass whoopings, all while I put up decent pointage. So, in rolling with that, this week I will take the opposite viewpoint on several issues, with the hopes that reverse psychology will help turn the luck around. Kinda like My Name is Earl or something...
a. I do not think Paul Davis will grow up to be a cunning pedophile.
b. Aaron's team is good, not lucky.
c. I respect Adam's drafting strategy. Also, he's not whining. Not at all. Neither am I.
d. Shelby isn't even thinking about sitting Kevin Curtis for Brandon Stokely. He's also not sitting with a gun to his head and a blowtorch near his eyeball.

2. I think single women everywhere should have their pink Tasers handy now that Shawn Hussein is on the prowl again. So I hear.

3. I think that Michigan game was just a total embarrassment to the Penn State community. Couldn't even talk about it immediately after the game was over. How sad. Joe, Jay, Galen. They're all complicit in that debacle. Let the guys succeed, coaches. Don't play like women. Triple Ugh.

4. I think I'll start backpedaling on my shouts about Randy Moss being overrated. OK, the guy is exceeding my expert expectations. I'm a man. I'll accept that. But I fully expect him to hit a woman in the crosswalk with his vehicle any day now.

5. I think Lady in the Water was terrible. Just saw it this week. M. Night's movies are some of my favorites but that was a stinker.

4 comments:

Citizen 10Cane said...

From what I saw of the trailers, the antagonist in "Lady In The Water" was a lawn monster. Like, as in, the lawn was getting up and eating people. I just don't know how you can expect people to be scared of their lawn. Maybe I'm missing something.

TV Note: Anybody catch the Star Wars Family Guy? I'm not a Star Wars fan, but that was highly entertaining. It was like a funny Cliff's Notes version. Good stuff.

Unknown said...

Poor Poz broke his arm...

Anonymous said...

Anyone hear how long Levi is out? I saw him being helped off the field.

Unknown said...

Austin Scott's fingers must be broken...