GET UP, SON, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!!!Awesome news out of Big D today, as it seems my fantasy team will be in the hands of Chad Pennington until mid-November. In case you haven't noticed, Pennington hasn't even been the best quarterback on the Dolphins this year; that would be Ronnie Brown, who singlehandedly ensured that Madden 2010 would have the Wildcat formation and a lateral button so you can run the option. Anyway, I'm going to be fun to play for the next month. Enjoy. Especially this week when Turner and Westbrook are on a bye.
Back to the Romo issue though, a pinkie injury??? Are you kidding me??? Listen, when it comes to most injuries, I have no room to talk. I've never torn an MCL, or sprained my high ankle, or even had a sports hernia. So me chastising injured players is laughable. But, here's an issue where I know what I'm talking about.
I've broken exactly one bone in my body during the 25 years I've been on this earth. It was my left pinkie. I was in 9th grade. I played a football game two days later. I didn't miss a practice, let alone a month. I played tight end and actually had a couple of badass receptions in the league championship game, but we lost 8-0 to a team of black kids. I played defensive end, and was slamming my broken digit up against O-lineman all game and didn't come out on a single play. And I feel obligated to remind you that I was 14 and wasn't being paid a dime to play. Tony Romo, you sir, are a gigantic faggot. Tape that bitch up, take a Tylenol, and get your ass back in the game, Veronica.
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How dare you call my boy Romo a gigantic faggot! You're the fairy bragging about "slamming" an O lineman with your digit. You don't metion the location of the digit-slamming, but we can all guess that it's the same shape as the lineman's position...O. The only thing Romo's slamming would be that fine Ms. Simpson.
Big Daddy Drew!!! You finally visited my blog!!! Make yourself at home!!!! Please ignore the shrine of you, it's purely ornamental, I've never ACTUALLY sacrificed any animals there to appease you...
Maybe Romo will play now that he's been called out by Favre. However, I don't think Tony has the same sustained pain pill addiction that makes his entire body numb for 3 years stretches like Bret.
Painkillers are not an addiction! I sucked dick for coke!!!
Grade the trade!! Grade the trade!! Grade the trade!!
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