OK, first of all, I apologize to Walbsy for stepping on his post, which is splendid, even though he predicts both games incorrectly. Can't fault him for a good effort though. However, I'm certain that both Shawn and I will be advancing one more round and meeting in an epic battle for the Champeenship next week. The reason I make such a brash claim is because both myself and Nose-stradamus are both starting Patriots wide recievers this week. In fact, I'm starting two!
At the risk (and I hate how many times I end up taking this risk...) of sounding like Bill Simmons, do you even know how lopsided this game is going to be? The Jets blew the whistle on the Pats in Week 1 on the camera issue. Somehow, this has turned into a four-month long story, and this stupid issue still stirs up hatred within Bill Belichick. I don't really understand why, but I don't really have to. All I have to know is that Tom Brady is about to SHATTER some passing records on Sunday. And if I can get Welker and Jabar Gaffney in my lineup, well, I'm getting in on the hottest meal ticket of the season. Patriots vs. Jets part II. Legitimate sports journalists are wondering if this might be the most lopsided victory in NFL history. So with that in mind, I encourage the rest of you to sign any and every single player in a Patriots uniform who might get a ball thrown at them.
Yes that includes Troy Brown.
Yes that includes Chad Jackson.
Yes that includes Mike Vrabel.
Yes that includes goal-line fullback Junior Seau.
Yes that includes punter Chris Hanson, who I believe holds on field goals and could catch a touchdown on a fake. (And he might even catch a predator!!...BAZING!!!)
So while I understand that you're just pulling your weight for the good of the blog, Miguel, I think you're far, far, off the mark on this one.

2 comments:
That Welker/Gaffney combo didn't pay off too well Jon. But a decent game by Purple Jesus and you'll be in the big game!
Lousy Smarch weather!!!
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