The Bill Cowher-Steelers divorce gets messy..
If there's one man who knows a little sumpin-sumpin about the Pittsburgh Steelers, it's gotta be Bill Cowher, right? Sure, he's not the coach anymore, but he was the face of the Steelers for as long as I can remember watching football. So when he predicts how Pittsburgh will fare in their upcoming season, he speaks with a fair, if not large, bit of gravitas on the subject.
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Well, Pittsburgh fans, to be honest, he thinks you suck donkey balls. In a Post-Gazette piece, Cowher says that the Steelers will finish behind the Ravens and Bengals when it's all said and done this year. The good news? He still thinks you're better than the Browns, so you'll still probably win Week 1.
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By the by, my prediction for the AFC North this season? Coming right up, readers.
1. Bengals (Carson 4 Prez!!!)
2. Steelers (Sneeeeaking in with a wild card. Start ordering the Obsidian for the Mike Tomlin statue!)
3. Ravens (Remember when quarterbacks used to be important in football? Not in Baltimore they don't!)
4. Browns (The best thing this team can do is accumulate draft picks. Oh wait, they already traded next year's number 1 for that gay kid holding the clipboard...)
3 comments:
Isn't Obsidian a black gemstone?
...OH.
Bisbee's B-day is tomorrow (i think)!
It is! It is! I'm getting old, fellas.
As an aside, Craig has resurrected the Untrained Chef.
Go hit the links and peep that shizzit!!!
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