Week 4 NFL Picks: Can I Borrow Some Money?

Fabulous riches await at a reasonable 90% APR!!

So last week was a disaster. 0-3. Not uncommon. There used to be some gambling sites where you paid 10 dollars for a week's worth of games. You bet them all, and if you got all 16 right you would get a million bucks or something like that. But they also paid out if you LOST every game. Maybe that should have been my angle instead.

Anyway, Week 4 lines are out.

Bills (-3, -120) over BENGALS - Two ways to look at this: either the Bills are emotionally spent after rallying to squash the Patriots last weekend and this is the letdown game, or the Bills are a legit 3-0 team playing an awful Bengals team and this line's about four points too low. I'll go with the latter.

Vikings (-2, -115) over CHIEFS - Vikings aren't THAT bad. Like, not 0-16 bad. Gotta win sometime, this week's as good as any.

Steelers (+4, -115) over TEXANS - I can't imagine too many teams the Steelers would get 4 points against. It's not a long list. The Texans are not one of the teams that should be on that list.

WEEK 3: 0-3, Bet $150, Claimed $0!
SEASON: 2-5-2, Bet $450, Claimed $287.12, DOWN $162.88