Monday, September 26, 2011

Week 3 Photo Finishes: BOO THIS MAN!

And STAY DOWN!

27.7 points. That's all it would take for Mike to leapfrog Aaron tonight and pick up win #1. His sole representative is Santana Moss, long time boil on the asscheek of The Heftington Post. Rationally or not, I despise this man. If you're keeping track on your Heftington Post Haterometer, he's juuuuust a notch to the right of Cedric Benson and his cloven hoofs, so close to Steve Smith he can practically taste his B.O., and about 1000 spots to the left of St. Matthew of Stafford.

This week, only 3 receivers went over 27.7. Wes Welker (45.6 pts) was one. The other two were future Hall of Famers Torrey Smith (41.7) and Victor Cruz (28.5). The odds are certainly long. The Cowboys are vulnerable against the pass, but 27.7 is a big number. Like either 2 TD's or 175 yards big. I could see Moss breaking free for a long touchdown, but he's not a volume guy. He's a big play fluke guy. My guess, Moss plays just well enough to nab Mike another Golden Dong trophy, but not overtake Aaron.

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