True freshman quarterback/overly eager bukkake recipient Jimmy Clausen will start for the Irish this weekend at the Beav..
Gastropod Head Coach Charlie Weis announced today that Jimmy Clausen will be his week 2 starting quarterback. This is in stark contrast to Weis's strategy for their opener against Georgia Tech, where Weis refused to name a starter. The thinking was that GaTech would have three different QBs to prepare for. Well, they did just that, holding ND's three quarterbacks to just 130 total passing yards.
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Now, Weis has decided to come right out and name Clausen the starter. No more fancy head games. Frankly, I'm ecstatic. Since the minute this kid declared for Notre Dame, I was ecstatic. If there's an easier face to hate in all of sports than the picture above, I'd love to see it. That is easily the douchiest kid I've ever seen in my life. Clausen may actually be the most talented quarterback that Notre Dame has, but he'll be the face of the Irish for the next four years, and that is an exciting prospect.
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Was anyone able to watch the game last weekend vs. FIU? Does anyone in PA get the Big Ten Network? Whats the deal? How many more games are we going to be blocked from?
Deewaan and I watched it!!! It was in the fifth gay bar we popped into on Saturday.
I have Comcast at home though, and I'm fairly certain I'm going to be blocked out of at least five games this year. Stupid monopolies...
The BTN is ONLY on DirectTV. I was at a bar in VA Beach to watch the FIU game. Buffalo, Iowa and Purdue are all on BTN with the possibility of Indiana as well.
Is there any hope it will expand from DirectTV sometime this season or should I just find the nearest DirectTV sports bar and forget it?
I caught the game in Tempe. John Bronson, now on the unemployment line because the Cards cut him, was there with some smoking hot girlfriend of his. It was ridiculous.
In any case, couldn't agree more with Hefty's mini-analysis. Small prediction for the game: Sean Lee gives Clausen a mohawk in the backfield while Connor repeatedly prank calls Rick Clausen, who's selling insurance in Knoxville.
Also, what's with the "rings" on old Jimbo's fingers? Guhhhhhh!
Rich,
It looks like Comcast and BTN are far apart on negotiations. Figure on a sports bar for those games.
We have Cablevision in southwest CT. Probably a similar story though.
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