True freshman quarterback/overly eager bukkake recipient Jimmy Clausen will start for the Irish this weekend at the Beav..
Gastropod Head Coach Charlie Weis announced today that Jimmy Clausen will be his week 2 starting quarterback. This is in stark contrast to Weis's strategy for their opener against Georgia Tech, where Weis refused to name a starter. The thinking was that GaTech would have three different QBs to prepare for. Well, they did just that, holding ND's three quarterbacks to just 130 total passing yards.
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Now, Weis has decided to come right out and name Clausen the starter. No more fancy head games. Frankly, I'm ecstatic. Since the minute this kid declared for Notre Dame, I was ecstatic. If there's an easier face to hate in all of sports than the picture above, I'd love to see it. That is easily the douchiest kid I've ever seen in my life. Clausen may actually be the most talented quarterback that Notre Dame has, but he'll be the face of the Irish for the next four years, and that is an exciting prospect.
