For 12 twentysomething men, these two images will be forever linked to one another.
The 2007 Laundry Lottery will take place...sometime. I'm not sure when. It may be tonight, it may be in two weeks. But you can't help but feel that the order that those socks come out of the dryer will shape the way the league for the remainder of the year.
Sure, Jordan may take Keenan McCardell over Tomlinson even if he wins the first pick, but odds are whosever sock comes out first has a leg up on the trophy this year. It's quite a proposition, and that's why I'm taking such precaution to make sure nothing goes wrong.
No sock gnomes, no fabric softener sheets getting stuck to a sock for an unfair advantage, no creepy old man with a foot fetish sneaking in to gather all the socks so he can sniff them while watching reruns of Full House.
You get the point. Nothing fishy. Just a good old fashioned gym sock lottery. Good luck to everyone!
May the Maytag Man find favor with your sock.
