We continue our Power Rankings with a trip to the Cocksmiths Division. Wield your tool and join me!
As you can tell by his retarted Spanish name, Chad is totally taking things seriously now.
RICH: Before his injury last year, Tony Romo didn't have a game where he posted under 20 points. That's the kind of incredible consistency you need to have from your quarterback. I'll be watching Rich's running backs like a hawk this year. I almost took Charles at 3 and Gore in the 3rd round. I'm sure I'll have plenty of chances to kick myself. The WR crew is, if nothing else, intriguing. I'm a big believer in Hakeem Nicks, and think Ochocinco could easily be a 8-10 touchdown guy once again in his new uniform. I'm skeptical of Brandon Lloyd's chances of repeating his 2010 numbers, but even a 25% dropoff would be solid WR2 numbers for Rich. There's plenty of useful bench pieces here too. I'm really liking this team overall. Rich can expect a multitude of trade offers from me once again this season.
Flacco on his backo!
SHAWN: First things first. Shawn has tastefully changed his name from al-Qaeda porn to some sort of a Shelby cover band. Now onto the talent...Flacco has rounded out into a niche as a fringe starter/top backup in fantasy. As Shawn was the last guy to grab a QB, I've got to say it shows. This is the weak link of the team for sure. I don't love the running backs here but Mendenhall is basically LeGarrette Blount if LeGarrette Blount were good. And I drafted Blount, so I have no room to talk. Greg Jennings is the best weapon on the best quarterback in the league's team. That's a plus. DeSean, Anquan and Owen Daniels seem like they're all made of peanut brittle, but I like the overall depth on Shawn's bench. I like this team but not enough to say he's got an edge over Rich.
Double Dwaynebowe!!
JORDAN: I am bullish on Josh Freeman. Think he's got all the tools to be a great quarterback, and the fact that he uses his legs like he does is only going to help his fantasy value. I think Jordan's going to get great production out of Freeman for a low price. What that allowed him to do is load up at RB. The Irish Twins (awful nickname that you'll see approximately 60 times on this blog this year), McFadden and McCoy are just an awesome 1-2 punch. I thought McFadden might go in Round 1, but then again, I thought Tom Brady might go in Round 3. Dwayne Bowe is the rare fantasy receiver who can win a week by himself, as he did a few times last year. He can also put up a donut, so beware. Love Santonio Holmes as a 2, and think you can do enough platooning between Harvin/Bess/Evans to have a serviceable starter most weeks at 3. The only real negative I can say here is shame on you for taking the Cowboys D.
YOUR 2011 COCKSMITHS DIVISION CHAMPION: I like Jordan in a very tight race down the stretch over Rich.
6 comments:
I bow beneath the full-on double DwayneBowe.
I would actually do rich shawn jordan. The irish brothers seem full of potential but fraught with capable backups and one lousy team.
how do i sign into this like a normal person - adam
Horrible. This is how you repay me after the Bourbon Barrel Ales?
The Bourbon Barrel Ales were tremendous buddy. It's nothing personal. Honestly Adam, I think McCoy is possibly the BEST dual threat running back in the league, and McFadden is really the only option the Raiders have to move the ball. I stand by my pick.
Gore signed an extension with the Niners! Mooooovin' up!
Hefty: Michael Bush vultured several TDs last year from my man DMC. Something to watch for again this year.
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